Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the opossum that it could be done.
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.
There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
The word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary.
How does a pig go to the hospital?
In a hambulance.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
FSH
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no
Why is it that when a door is open, it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?
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