Saturday, November 5, 2011

20 Steps to Cooking a Turkey - Thanksgiving Jokes - Jokesgalore.com

Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or vodka
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out

Knock Knock 5 - Knock Knock Jokes - Jokesgalore.com

Knock Knock 5 - Knock Knock Jokes - Jokesgalore.com: "Knock Knock
Who's there?
Berlin!
Berlin who?
Berlin the water for my hard boiled eggs!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bertha!
Bertha who?
Bertha-day greetings!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Beryl!
Beryl who?
Beryl of beer!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Betty!
Betty who?
Betty ya don't know who this is!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Betty!
Betty who?
Betty-bye!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bibi!
Bibi who?
Bibi gun!"

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