* I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
* I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
* Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
* If I throw a stick, will you leave?
* Does your train of thought have a caboose?
* Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
* Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
* Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.