Sunday, February 15, 2009

Classic Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ahmed who?
Ahmedeus Motzart!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alaska who?
Alaska my friend the question then!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alfred who!
Alfred of the dark!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alma who?
Alma not going to tell you!

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Yo Mama So Fat Jokes

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing

Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose.

Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her

Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.