Showing posts with label dumb. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dumb. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Dumb Blonde Jokes


Q: What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?
A: Space. The final frontier..........


Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?
A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.


Q: Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?
A: Cos they've no idea of the route.


Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes Twinkle?
A: You shine a torchlight in her ear.


Q: Did you hear about the blond Bear?
A: Got stuck in a hunter's trap, chewed off it's 2 paws and 1 leg, and was still stuck.


Q: How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm?
A: E-I-E-I-O.

To amuse a Blonde for hours, give her a sheet of paper with 'Please turn over' scribbled on both sides.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Dumb Blonde Males-Jokes

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Two blonde fishing buddies rented a boat early one Saturday morning and headed out for a day on the lake. They both caught their limit and headed home to fried fish dinners. The next Saturday they decided to go fishing again.

"Did you mark the spot?" asked Blonde #1.

"Yup," said Blonde #2. "I put a big X on the bottom of the boat."

"You dummy!" said Blonde #1. "What if we don't get the same boat?"



Barking Dogs
A wife and her blonde husband were trying to sleep, but the next door neighbor's dog was barking. This had been going on for months. Every night, the dog barked for hours, robbing them of sleep.

Finally, the blonde says, "I've had enough. I'm going to do something about this." So he gets up, puts on his robe and goes down stairs and out the back door. A little while later, he comes back.

"What did you do? The dog's still barking," asks the wife.

"I put the dog in our back yard. Let's see how they like it."

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Big Dumb Facts

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•The shortest complete sentence in the English language is “I am.”


•The most used letter in the English alphabet is ‘E’, and ‘Q’ is the least used!


•Floccinaucinihilipilification, the declaration of an item being useless, is the longest non-medical term in the English language.


•Goddessship is the only word in the English language with a triple letter.


•The sentence “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.” uses every letter of the alphabet!


•The sentence “Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs” uses every letter of the alphabet and uses the least letters to do so!


•There is a lawsuit every 30 seconds in the U.S.


•More than 50% of time spent in U.S courtrooms is over automobile cases.


•The world’s longest-named lake has 45 letters (Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg).


•In the U.S. there are 18 doctors called Dr. Doctor, and one called Dr. Surgeon. There is also a dermatologist named Dr. Rash, a psychiatrist called Dr. Couch and an anesthesiologist named Dr. Gass.


•“Rhythm” is the longest English word without a vowel.


•The longest word in the English language is ‘pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis’ which describes a lung disease caused by breathing in particles of volcanic matter or a similar fine dust.


•“Jack” is the most common name in nursery rhymes.


•In the English language there are only three words that have a letter that repeats six times. Degenerescence (six e’s), Indivisibility (six i’s), and nonannouncement (six n’s).


•The only three words in the English language to have 2 consecutive u’s is vacuum, residuum, and continuum.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Dumb Blonde Jokes

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Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?

A. It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.

 

Q. What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg?

A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

 

Q. What do you call a blond with a brain?

A. A golden retriever.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Funny Pic-dumb blondes racing

Funny Pic-dumb blondes racing

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