Funny Bumper Stickers

"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.
"More hay, Trigger?" "No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!"
"No, mister Budweiser, I haven't had any officers tonight."
"Sir, I seem to be stuck." (Data) "Well, get unstuck." (Picard)
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
(001) Logic Error CLINTON.SYS: Truth table missing
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with large hammer
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened...
(D)inner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza.
100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, it's the LAW.
2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
A cat almost always blinks when hit in the head with a ball peen hammer.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
A conscience does not prevent sin, it only prevents you from enjoying it.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
A day without sunshine is like ... night.
A diplomat thinks twice before saying nothing.
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. And state lotteries are a tax on the mathmatically challenged.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
A fool and his money are soon partying.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
A man is not complete until he is married -- then he is finished.
A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese.
A PBS mind in an MTV world.
A pessimist is never disappointed.
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
A woman's favorite position is CEO.
According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
Adult child of alien invaders.
Adults are just kids who owe money.
Air pollution is a mist-demeanor.
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
All life's answers are on TV - Bart Simpson
All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS - I married with their King.
All work and no play will make you a manager.
Allow me to introduce my selves.
Alone: In bad company.
Always glad to share my ignorance - I've got plenty.
Always proof-read carefully to see if you any words out.

Funny Bumper Stickers

According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
Adult child of alien invaders.
Adults are just kids who owe money.
Air pollution is a mist-demeanor.
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
All life's answers are on TV - Bart Simpson
All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS - I married with their King.
All work and no play will make you a manager.
Allow me to introduce my selves.
Alone: In bad company.
Always glad to share my ignorance - I've got plenty.
Always proof-read carefully to see if you any words out.