Saturday, July 10, 2010

Funny One Liners-Why ask Why?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor,

and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

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