Funny Quotes About America

Funny Americans Quotes - Funny Quotes about Americans
In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
funny quote Adlai Stevenson

I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English.
funny quote Saki

Great Britain and the United States are nations separated by a common language.
funny quote George Bernard Shaw

If you suveyed a hundred typical middle-aged Americans, I bet you'd find that only two of them could tell you their blood types, but every last one of them would know the theme song from the 'Beverly Hillbillies'.
funny quote Dave Barry

People come to Washington believing it is the center of power. I know I did. It was only much later that I learned that Washington is a steering wheel that's not connected to an engine.
funny quote Richard Goodwin

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology.
funny quote Clive James

The trouble with America isn't that the poetry of life has turned to prose, but that it has turned to advertising copy.
funny quote Louis Kronenberger

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.
funny quote Dan Rather

When good Americans die they go to Paris. When bad Americans die they go to America.
funny quote Oscar Wilde
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