Friday, May 29, 2009

Corny Knock Knock Jokes

hillbillyKnock Knock
Who's there?
Aries!
Aries who?
Aries a reason why I talk this way!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Arizona!
Arizona who?
Arizona room for one of us in this town!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anka!
Anka who?
Anka the ship!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ankansas!
Ankansas who?
Ankansas though any piece of wood!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amory!
Amory who?
Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!

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