Showing posts with label Knock Knock. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Knock Knock. Show all posts

Friday, May 29, 2009

Corny Knock Knock Jokes

hillbillyKnock Knock
Who's there?
Aries!
Aries who?
Aries a reason why I talk this way!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Arizona!
Arizona who?
Arizona room for one of us in this town!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anka!
Anka who?
Anka the ship!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ankansas!
Ankansas who?
Ankansas though any piece of wood!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amory!
Amory who?
Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Classic Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abbott!
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ahmed!
Ahmed who?
Ahmedeus Motzart!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alaska!
Alaska who?
Alaska my friend the question then!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alfred!
Alfred who!
Alfred of the dark!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alma!
Alma who?
Alma not going to tell you!
funny