Famous Dog Quotes

A dog is the only thing in the world that loves you more than he loves himself.
- Josh Billings

We give dogs the time we can spare, the space we can spare and the love we can spare. In return, dogs give us their all. It is the best deal we have ever made.
- M. Acklam

Do not accept your dog's admiration as being conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
- Ann Landers

I wonder if other dogs think poodles belong to some weird religious cult.
- Rita Rudner

The reason a dog has lots of friends is that he wags his tail and not his tongue.
- Unknown

The average dog is a much nicer person than the average person.
- Andy Rooney


There is no psychiatrist to be found anywhere in the world like a puppy licking your face.
- Ben Williams

Dogs love their friends but bite their enemies. That is quite unlike people. We are not capable of pure love and always mix love and hate.
- Sigmund Freud

Cats and women will do as they please. Dogs and men need to relax and get used to the idea.
- Robert A. Heinlein

If your dog is too fat, you are not getting enough exercise
- Unknown

A child's dog teaches them fidelity, perseverance and to turn around three times before lying down.
- Robert Benchley

Have you ever consider what your dog must think of you? I mean, you come home from the grocery with the most amazing stuff, pork, chicken, half a cow. They must think you're the greatest hunter on earth!
- Anne Tyler

Anyone who doesn't know what soap tastes like has never washed a dog.
- Franklin P. Jones