Do not use these pickup lines in a bar you will fail!(Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It's my breath from when you took it away (open palm while saying this).
Coffee? Tea? Me?
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!
Do you have room in your life for another friend?
Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
Does Levi's pay you for wearing those and looking that good?
Does my breath smell okay?
Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.
Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!
Don't you know me from somewhere?
Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent.
Excuse me miss, I don't mean to stare, but um I think you're really Beautiful"
Excuse me miss... Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don't want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.
Excuse me miss? You dropped something back there? (As you look around you ask "where") Over there! (Ask again: "What did I drop?") He answers back: My jaw!
Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?
Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most gorgeous girl/guy I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
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